Bottled Unicorn Burps & Tears

Unicorns—or more specifically, the bodily secretions of unicorns—have become quite popular recently. But why stop at Unicorn farts lip balm and Unicorn Poop cookies? Now you can enjoy the sweet scent of unicorn burps and tears too. Essence of Unicorn Burp and Unfiltered Unicorn Tears are available from the Museum of Unnatural History in Washington, DC… which is not so much a real museum as it is a store featuring surreal “artifacts” from an imagined history. No details about what this stuff actually smells like, but it’s gotta be even nicer than Unicorn farts—and those taste like spearmint and cotton candy!

Smell Like a New MacBook Pro

              

If you’re an Apple fanatic(like me), you probably remember the smell when you opened up your brand new MacBook Pro. And now the people over at Air Aroma have recreated the scent for De facto Standard, an upcoming exhibit taking place in Melborne. The fragrance consists of “the smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop.” Well I can’t say I’m sold on the scent, it just sounds a little bizarre for my tastes. But then again, you know what they say: different strokes for different folks. Mine’s gasoline — I could huff it all day until I pass out!

Unfortunatly not for sale

Tentacle Mustache

Not since bacon cupcakes has there been such a smart union of mega trends. When you combine the uber popular faux mustache movement with the up and coming nautical obsession, you get the amazing Tentacle Mustache. Just as ridiculous as one would imagine, wearing this vinyl molded mustache will definitely score you some points at your next hip event. Do be careful should you decide to sport one, exposing your body to this much cool could result in a serious spike in your tumblr followers.

$8 Check it out

Qlocktwo Watch

Qlocktwo Watch

Remember the Qlocktwo, the wall clock that eschewed numbers for common phrases to tell you the time? Well, now you can wear that same technology on your wrist. The Qlocktwo Watch features a uniform grid of 110 letters, which it uses to display phrases like “It is half past nine” whenever you press the side-mounted stainless steel button. Other features include a square brushed stainless steel casing in natural or black, the ability to show the calendar day or seconds — with two and three presses of the single button, respectively — and a rubber or leather strap.

$725 Check it out

Recycled Light Bulb Oil Lamp

                     

These handcrafted oil lamps incorporate a classic incandescent light bulb in the design, and handmade base which created from a beautiful solid wood half dome.

$35-$45 Check it out

The iPhone Shutter Grip

                    

We love Photo Jo Jo for quirky photography and mobile accessories, but this new iPhone Shutter Grip contraption is particularly clever. It’s tiny and all it really does is add a grip and shutter button to your phone, but that makes it so much easier to take good photos.

$40 Check it out

Brew Cave Walk-In Beer Cooler & Kegerator

Brew Cave Walk-In Beer Cooler & Kegerator

If your parties are less for close friends and more for everyone in your address book, perhaps you can make use of the Brew Cave Walk-In Beer Cooler & Kegerator . Available with or without a floor, the Beer Cave provides enough room to store over 30 cases of beer and four or more kegs, all in a precisely temperature-controlled room that doubles as a super-sized, single-tap kegerator. A perfect option for your 10,000 sq. ft. party pad.

$6,350-$6,750 Check it out

Thinking of New things for the blog

What would you guys say if I did a Video of the week post every week? Tell me your opinion and if lots of people say yes it’s going to happen!

-Thanks for listening! Stay awesome  

Sony Smartwatch

           

Like it or not, it looks like there’s going to be a lot of companies wanting you to wear a computer on your wrist this year. The Sony SmartWatch is just the latest example. Sporting a 1.3-inch OLED touchscreen display, Bluetooth 3.0, and four days of battery life, this sleek, square-ish watch connects to your Android phone, giving you the ability to read texts and emails, receive Facebook and Twitter updates, initiate and answer calls, control music playback, and run apps optimized for the small screen from Google Play. Or you could just wear a Rolex/Omega/Casio — your call.

Check it out $150

The Lovewright Co. Tees

All you need to realize that the world is filled with miserable people is your Facebook newsfeed. Some days it seems like you log in only to be bombarded with complaint after complaint after complaint. The Lovewright Co. is doing their part by putting out a few t-shirts that offer up positive inspiration. Their SoCal streetwear roots run deep when it comes to style and design, but the messages conveyed through their graphic tees is clear: chin up, buttercup

$28 Check it out